Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
My prof just emailed us calling an essay about Xena and camp and feminism she assigned basically a piece of shit, and has instructed us to cleanse the room with sage or something if we read it
Why did she wait until the day before to tell us this? I already read this one…